SHE WON'T ANSWER TO YOU

This is an early birthday present to my bitch KELLI KRUSHHER. I wrote this song for you baby and you have to imagine the music to "BEAT IT" playing in the back ground.

She may be bad, she may kick you in the face
She’s really sweet but she’ll put you in your place
Her hair is kinda wild and her spirit pretty loose
It’s Kelli – Kelli – Krusher - Krusher
Kelli – Kelli – Krusher - Krusher
She rocks the pole and is down for a dance off
She’ll lose control you better watch your pants
Her style is wicked and she’ll put you in a trance
It’s Kelli – Kelli – Krusher - Krusher
Kelli – Kelli – Krusher – Krusher
You look around you don’t see anything
Are you on drugs cause you’re hallucinating
You hear a noise behind you and you slowly turn around
It’s Kelli – Kelli – Krusher - Krusher
Kelli – Kelli – Krusher – Krusher
You pissed her off and now you better watch your back
She’s on her skates and she won’t put up with no crap
Her eyes are on fire you’re about to shit in your pants
It’s Kelli – Kelli – Krusher - Krusher
Kelli – Kelli – Krusher – Krusher

XOXO, SLAM

MRD's CJ's TAKE ON NH SKATE FREE OR DIE

So much to say about this bout. The number on the scoreboard at the end of the game made no difference to the girls from New Hampshire. They look at every skating opportunity as a growing experience and are the best losers I've every met. No really, not a single one was upset about the loss and they all came to the after party and had a blast. It is rare to meet girls so humble and willing to learn. For me the true winners of this game were the ones who tried their hardest from NH. This leads me to ponder a particular conundrum in the skating community. Girls who skate and skate and push themselves to the point of no return and girls who skate for the absolute passion of the game. Obviously there is a crossover of skaters who fit both categories but I think it is so important to remember that we are all in love with the same sport and sometimes the winners are not the winners at all. When we played Montreal last time these girls came to the after party and seriously taught us some skills on the dance floor. They were decked out in the sickest 80's gear and seriously busted out mad break dancing moves on the floor. They were fun and real. I just want to thank all of the woman who work so hard to make this sport safe and fun.

On another note, SLAM is sidelined again due to ANOTHER injury. This is what happens when you over train. It just takes a toll on your poor body. Now I have trochnateris bursitus of the hip which is going to require some cortisone injections in my hip. Uhhgg!! Hope to be back on skates soon but for now I'm down for chillin' with my Slamito.

So for now I will leave you with love to NHRD:
Chicana Bruzya (Where the hell did you go?)
Hazel (You so remind me of Molly Ringwald)
Empress (I'm so happy we got to talk)
Pammy D (the dancing queen)
Dee Stortion (hope you injuries heal soon)
Kelli Krusher (I friggin' love you)
Tank'D (What can I say, you the shiz)
Irate Pirate (Thanks for reading my blog. LOL!)
Bass Ass Mama (You're badass and I miss having you for a drill partner)
Rosie (you're my hero)
Bettie off Dead (hope your bum is feeling better soon)
May B. Knotty (Che rules and you're sweet)
Scarley Davidson (I know your league will miss you so much. Good luck!!)
Ruby Hooligan (Good luck on your ventures, keep us posted)
Twiggy too (shit, thanks for the pics baby)
Antics (missed you)
Shit, there are so many of you fabulous ladies, if I forgot anyone I am so sorry. You all rock!!

XOXO,
SLAM