This shout out goes to my homegirl "BEKKA THE SUPASTAR". Your time has come. If you ever should meet Bekka run really fast. She is a homewrecker and a super SLUT!! Just kidding (maybe). Bekka claims to be my BFF but then doesn't even decorate my cubicle for my birthday. WTF!! I still love you though. The reasons whyI love BEKKA are:
she's funny
she's crazy
she makes awesome sweet stuff
she's rad!!
she knows what's up (wink, wink)
she's got mad skillz
In other Bekka news we have a little something special from her Mom. Now I have not met the woman, although I have heard many stories. Anywho, Bekka's Mom has left her in charge of the trailer while she is out of town and left the following to do (and not to do) list for her:
Rebecca:
Here's a list of chores to do!!!!
1. turn my mattress over --- my bed will be stripped.
2. make sure small window is opened when showering.
3. dry your own towels.
4. wash and dry all your dishes .
5. rake leaves or use the leaf blower.
6. make sure the cats have cleaned water in their container in bathroom.
the water must come from the water bottles.
7. make sure you feed them and tend to their needs.
8. please get daily paper out of the paper box.
9. pick up mail on friday and saturday.
10. keep my mobile home in good order.
Also, a delivery of shingles and supplies will be coming on friday. They are going to put near the trailer.
No wild parties. I assumed your boyfriend would be over. It is okay except for sex in my mobile home. Mom
2 comments:
That is right!! They don't call me Bekka the Pecker Wrecker for nothin'!!!! Enough with the cubicle debucle '07, I will freakin' come to your house and decorate your damn desk next year.
Shout back out at you Viva, and yes Sue Ann (the mothership) is that crazy!!
You betta biatch. I'm gonna fart on your desk for your birthday.
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