PEOPLE I LOVE

NICOLE

There are no words to express the love I have for my friend Nicole (and no I'm not talking about myself). I swear we were separated at birth or something. I have never had a friend that I was so totally in tune with. We even pee at the same time. I know, all girls do, but she is the only girl who pees as much as I do. Nicole and I have been separated for 9 years now. It sucks, sucks, sucks. We use to drink Franzia from the box and watch 90210, and that was all we needed to make us happy.

It was Roberta, from Panama, who brought us together, but once the Nicole's were squared Roberta could not handle the bond. She tried to split us up and when that didn't work she tried to kill us. Well, not really kill us, but she stalked us and made our lives miserable. Finally the Nicole's put an end to her antics by throwing her stereo out the window and changing the locks. She did still make an appearance from time to time, that is until the Slashets beat her ass. HAHAHAHA!! This is Frisco BITCH!! I will always hold that moment close to my heart. Anyway, I digress. So Nicole, here goes:

DO YOU REMEMBER?

-Hinka (not as good without the face).

-"I'm gettin' outta here as fast as I can", as Cyrus climbs out the window.

-Throwing punches at the "hip hop" party, poor Dan.

-Raving with the statues in LA

-Screaming in the rain on Haight St. while carrying a bed we found on the street

-Letting your pants fall down as we walked down Market St.

-Me crying when I saw you and Gary for the first time in NY

God, there is so much more. It's endless. I want to thank you for being there for my coming of age years. There is no one else I would've rather grown up with. We partied, fell in love, had kids. Now look at us. We're still young and crazy. I miss my partner in crime. Tell Gary he better appreciate you because you were my wife first. I LOVE YOU LADY. The miles cannot seperate us forever.