Please Shoot Me

I hate my job. These people drive me crazy. What is wrong with them? How hard is it to read a GD letter for God Sakes? I spent like $30,000.oo on my friggin' Bachelor's Degree and this is what I get in return. Whoever said that it pays to go to college was on crack, or related to George Bush and just trying to get more money out of us poor a-holes. Ahhh, my eyes hurt from staring at the computer for hours and the phone won't stop ringing. Thank you for calling, this is Nicole, how may I help you? How may I stab my eyeballs out?

I cannot wait until this weekend. Party on Saturday and 4 day weekend. Yesiree!! I don't care if 5 people show up to my party. I will get so stupid drunk they will have to pull me off the lawn with duck tape. I have derby practice on Sunday so I will be nice and hungover for that. Uhhgg!! At least I will sweat all the alcohol out of my system.