Gimme More

Awww Geez. I said I was going to write everyday (except for the weekends) so I guess I should get on it. All I can say is that I am so happy it is Friday. Praise the Lord and all that. The news of the day seems to be Britney Spears and her comeback. I swear to God I never cared about this girl until she started going crazy. I can't imagine being followed around 24/7 though. That would make me go crazy too. Anywho, she has just released three new songs and the reviews seem to be good so far. What a way to put K-Fed in his place. He is such a scrub. I can't believe he is suing for custody when he partied his way through both of her pregnancies. Men are such idiots sometimes. He just wants more $$$. Although, as we know, Miss Britters can be an idiot too. I almost died when she was being interviewed by Matt Lauer and he asked her about driving with the baby on her lap and she said, "That's just how we are. We country". I feel disgusted with myself for talking about this all in such detail but it just goes to show ANYONE can be famous and look good. All it takes is a good makeup artist and some airbrushing. Or, for people like myself who are just naturally gorgeous, you just wake up and brush your teeth. I kid. I kid. So I had to put up this picture (courtesy of PerezHilton) of Britney because it is so funny. She looks like a white MC Hammer. Seriously though, it's fine to diss people but when you start talking bout their parenting skills one better know what the shiz they talkin' about. And how can K-Fed think he's the better parent after leaving his 6 month pregnant girlfriend for the money train. For realz though. Did you know that fool is from Fresno? Anyone who's from Cali knows what I'm sayin'. Oh God, I need to stop this. I am so sorry guys. I promise not to do this too often, but it's fun!! It makes my life look so normal. Well, I guess it kinda is, now anyway. OMG!! I'm normal. Shit!