The rantings of a tourtered Pisces. Tune in for my periodic ramblings on Motherhood, Roller Derby, life, and trying to hold it all together. That's the fun part!!
Friday, August 31, 2007
Gimme More
Awww Geez. I said I was going to write everyday (except for the weekends) so I guess I should get on it. All I can say is that I am so happy it is Friday. Praise the Lord and all that. The news of the day seems to be Britney Spears and her comeback. I swear to God I never cared about this girl until she started going crazy. I can't imagine being followed around 24/7 though. That would make me go crazy too. Anywho, she has just released three new songs and the reviews seem to be good so far. What a way to put K-Fed in his place. He is such a scrub. I can't believe he is suing for custody when he partied his way through both of her pregnancies. Men are such idiots sometimes. He just wants more $$$. Although, as we know, Miss Britters can be an idiot too. I almost died when she was being interviewed by Matt Lauer and he asked her about driving with the baby on her lap and she said, "That's just how we are. We country". I feel disgusted with myself for talking about this all in such detail but it just goes to show ANYONE can be famous and look good. All it takes is a good makeup artist and some airbrushing. Or, for people like myself who are just naturally gorgeous, you just wake up and brush your teeth. I kid. I kid. So I had to put up this picture (courtesy of PerezHilton) of Britney because it is so funny. She looks like a white MC Hammer. Seriously though, it's fine to diss people but when you start talking bout their parenting skills one better know what the shiz they talkin' about. And how can K-Fed think he's the better parent after leaving his 6 month pregnant girlfriend for the money train. For realz though. Did you know that fool is from Fresno? Anyone who's from Cali knows what I'm sayin'. Oh God, I need to stop this. I am so sorry guys. I promise not to do this too often, but it's fun!! It makes my life look so normal. Well, I guess it kinda is, now anyway. OMG!! I'm normal. Shit!
Thursday, August 30, 2007
People I Love
So, you know how I said that I was going to make this blog for my peeps? Well I have decided to do little dedications to everyone I love and miss. If you're not first don't be mad. I love you all. Also, I hope that you don't get mad that I am putting you out there in cyberspace. If you want me to take down a post just let me know. With that being said I would like to begin.
Stacey
How do I count the ways I love you girl? We never talk anymore. I hope you are well. I mean really, I do. Who are you now? Who have you become? Do you remember?
*Hangin out at the police station after we got robbed.
*Chillin' with Souls of Mischief and Dante. HAHAHA.
*Drinking 40's in the park.
*Riding in the taxi in Jamaica with all the baby chickens.
*Astra trying to beat up the hippies for throwing snowballs at us.
*Saving me when I was in Jamaica. Thank you!!
I really do miss you. You have always been such an awesome friend. You always remember birthdays, Christmas, Mother Day, Geesh.....You make me look so bad. I try though. You have come to every single place I have lived!! You are the only one!! You are a true Gem woman. I know you are a friggin' awesome Mom too. I hope you see this and know that I think of you all the time.
Stacey
How do I count the ways I love you girl? We never talk anymore. I hope you are well. I mean really, I do. Who are you now? Who have you become? Do you remember?
*Hangin out at the police station after we got robbed.
*Chillin' with Souls of Mischief and Dante. HAHAHA.
*Drinking 40's in the park.
*Riding in the taxi in Jamaica with all the baby chickens.
*Astra trying to beat up the hippies for throwing snowballs at us.
*Saving me when I was in Jamaica. Thank you!!
I really do miss you. You have always been such an awesome friend. You always remember birthdays, Christmas, Mother Day, Geesh.....You make me look so bad. I try though. You have come to every single place I have lived!! You are the only one!! You are a true Gem woman. I know you are a friggin' awesome Mom too. I hope you see this and know that I think of you all the time.
Please Shoot Me
I hate my job. These people drive me crazy. What is wrong with them? How hard is it to read a GD letter for God Sakes? I spent like $30,000.oo on my friggin' Bachelor's Degree and this is what I get in return. Whoever said that it pays to go to college was on crack, or related to George Bush and just trying to get more money out of us poor a-holes. Ahhh, my eyes hurt from staring at the computer for hours and the phone won't stop ringing. Thank you for calling, this is Nicole, how may I help you? How may I stab my eyeballs out?
I cannot wait until this weekend. Party on Saturday and 4 day weekend. Yesiree!! I don't care if 5 people show up to my party. I will get so stupid drunk they will have to pull me off the lawn with duck tape. I have derby practice on Sunday so I will be nice and hungover for that. Uhhgg!! At least I will sweat all the alcohol out of my system.
I cannot wait until this weekend. Party on Saturday and 4 day weekend. Yesiree!! I don't care if 5 people show up to my party. I will get so stupid drunk they will have to pull me off the lawn with duck tape. I have derby practice on Sunday so I will be nice and hungover for that. Uhhgg!! At least I will sweat all the alcohol out of my system.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
First Post For My Peeps
OK Dudes,
This blog is really made for all of my peeps that I don't keep in touch with but should. Here you can keep up with all that is going on with me and let me know what up with you. First of all, I must say I am so bad at writing and calling and all that, but I love you all so much and you know who you is. As most of you know I have been obsessed with the Roller Derby and skate 24/7. Well not really that much but a lot. We just had our assessments and I did not pass to scrimmage level. Sad Face. Anywho, what's a girl to do, huh? I just recently went back to working full time and will hopefully be working from home soon. Slamito (Nevan) is awesome. He's so friggin' cute I want to kiss him all the time. So in the future I will post about life and bitch and complain. Ya'll know me anyway, so you know how I am. Wink.
This blog is really made for all of my peeps that I don't keep in touch with but should. Here you can keep up with all that is going on with me and let me know what up with you. First of all, I must say I am so bad at writing and calling and all that, but I love you all so much and you know who you is. As most of you know I have been obsessed with the Roller Derby and skate 24/7. Well not really that much but a lot. We just had our assessments and I did not pass to scrimmage level. Sad Face. Anywho, what's a girl to do, huh? I just recently went back to working full time and will hopefully be working from home soon. Slamito (Nevan) is awesome. He's so friggin' cute I want to kiss him all the time. So in the future I will post about life and bitch and complain. Ya'll know me anyway, so you know how I am. Wink.
Love you and be in touch soon.
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