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GOOD TIMES......

Hello My Friends,

I am sooooo sorry that I have not posted in forever. Both of my boys had birthdays and I have been busy with that stuff. In case ya'll wonder why I hardly talk about my fam, it's because I don't want Web psychos knowing shit about them. That means you!! Just kidding. But for realz. Anyone can access this so I'd rather email those updates and pics. But don't worry, I have PLENTY to talk about.

I went to a Halloween party at my girl Hannah's house and it was a blast. I hadn't been to a really killer house party in a minute. I ran into some folks I hadn't seen in a while and met some new crazy people. Above is a pic of these two loced out dudes. One looks like Reno 911 short shorts guy and the other looks like a white ODB. Who the hell knows. Guys were hitting on me all night even though I repeatedly mentioned by Husband in conversation. It was kinda cool to know I still got it but you know, I'm a good wifey.

For the Hubby's B-Day we went to Boston to see the Wicked Pissas' Derby Girls play. My team rented a bus nicknamed "the drunk bus" because we could drink on it. DUH!! The bus left at 3:30pm and after that all hell broke loose. Everyone was drinking before we even left the lot. By the time we got to Boston I was drunk and didn't even know it. I have to say I felt like a teenager skipping school. I was so friggin excited. Mom Bomb had a minnie keg, Punchy had a bottle of McGillicuties, A-Block had a huge Dunkin Donuts cup filled with Vodka, and I had champagne. Somehow I ended up the most wasted of everyone and ended up rolling on the floor. Mom Bomb had to tell Gideon to take me outside because I almost knocked over the DJ's turntables at the afterparty. After that I sent myself to the drunk bus because I that's were I belonged. It's all good though because I really did have so much fun!! I know it seems like I must party a lot but really, I don't usually, at least not now anyway. We have a two month break from Roller Derby and I think I have a little bit of steam to blow off. Come January I'm gonna have to simma down and start skating my ass off again. Anyone who knows me knows how I do.

I love you all!!